Let’s face it: I need all of the help I can get. Court fees, lessons, gym memberships, tournament entry fees, racquet stringing, grip tape, travel to tournaments and ball machine rentals – all of that adds up quick. Add that to the fact that I’m really not much of an athlete and I’m in my late 30′s and this situation starts to look pretty bleak.
That’s where you come in. If you would like to donate something to the cause that would help me step my game, let’s talk. Or you can hire me to endorse your brand with cash. That’s totally acceptable too. I’m looking at you tennis coaches, gym managers, tennis equipment marketers and other various rich people, teamwork makes a dream work.
In return for your support, I’ll make you and your product/service look awesome. People will be clamoring to buy stuff from you by the time we’re finished with this crazy adventure. Want me to wear your logos on the court? Done. Want me to talk about you in my videos? Fine.
And if you’re concerned with me being an appropriate representative for your brand, I will let you know I was the Official Spokesperson for A1 Steak Sauce back in 1999. I know how to hit all of the bullet points… and how to marinate a steak.
If you’re interested, drop me a line at email@example.com
For your convenience, I do accept cash.